Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ WHY WE LOVE KIDS

enjoyed and laughed. thanks

On Mon, Aug 15, 2016 at 9:38 PM, Mohamed Jaffer <mjkassam@gmail.com> wrote:

Hanso - Bachon ki baaton par 

Namaste:

There are a many reasons why we love kids! 

Sometimes, it isn't just because they're adorable, 

laugh out loud a lot or look great in photos. It's also 

about how much they make us laugh, forget whatever 

worries we have, and give in to the charm of their 

innocence (then we laugh some more).

Sounds funny that these little ones can be 

that witty or are they?

I thought you  will like this, so I dare to share the same!

with: Love, Best regards and Thanks.

from: Your Friend and well wisher, 

 

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one 

warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

 ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!

 Reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old 

shout from the back seat: 

"Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

 

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get ketchup out of a jar.

 During her struggle, the phone rang, so she asked her

 four-year-old daughter to answer the phone:

 "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now - 

she's hitting the bottle."

 

NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself

 in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, 

the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels

 and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement 

and then asked: 

"What's the matter, 

haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'"

 

POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an

 elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl 

aged about six years old. Looking up and down at my

 uniform, she asked: 

"Are you a cop?"

"Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report.

"My mother said if I ever needed help, 

I should ask the police. Is that right?"

'Yes, that's right," I told her.

"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me. 

"Would you please tie my shoe?'"

 

POLICE #2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van

 in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,

 my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy

 staring in at me. 

"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is, "I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards 

the back of the van. Finally he said:

 "What did he do?'" 

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