Thursday, 26 May 2016

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ WHERE ARE YOU IN INDIA?




How to find of your whereabouts in India.... 
very simple, use the guide line below, 
no need of GPS:

Scenario 1: 
Two guys are fighting... 
A third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2: 
Two guys are fighting... 
A third guy comes along and tries to make peace. 
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI.

Scenario 3: 
Two guys are fighting... 
A third guy comes from the house next door and says, 
"Don't fight in front of my place. Go somewhere else."
That's PUNE.

Scenario 4: 
Two guys are fighting... 
A crowd gathers to watch. 
A guy comes along and quietly opens his tea stall.
That's AHMEDABAD.

Scenario 5: 
Two guys are fighting...
 Both of them take time out and call their friends 
on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 6: 
Two guys are fighting... 
A third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are in BIHAR.

Last Scenario: 
Two guys are fighting... 
A third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
 All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.
You are definitely in GOA!
Bhanu Master

One More:

Two guys are fighting ...
A third guy comes and says please stop and let us eat 
DAAL- BHAAT & GHAARI. 
All three ate together.... 
The Third fellow leaves and the two start fighting again, 
no physical just VERBAL abuse.............
it should be obvious --- 
YOU ARE IN SURAT 
where it is all about 
JAMAN TOGETHER AND GALMGALI, 
GUJARAT.

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