[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ My Wife Does't Work

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went  through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife

merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough the man awoke as a woman...he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,

came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries. Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop

the kitchen floor, ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he

did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped

fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,

folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.

At 9 PM he was exhausted and, though his daily chores

weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to

make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the

bed and said: - Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay

home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have

learned your lesson and

I will be happy to change

things back to the way

they were.

But you'll have to wait

nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night"

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