[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ MY DOCTOR

MY DOCTOR.............

Let me tell you about my doctor. 

He's very good! 

If you tell him you want a second opinion, 

He'll go out and come in again.

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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for

 three years before he realized she was Chinese.

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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.

 At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, 

So, the doctor gave him another six months.

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While he was talking to me, 

his nurse came in and said, 

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." 

The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

 "Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" 

The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."

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One patient came in and said, 

"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." 

The doctor asked,"When did it start?" 

The man replied, "When did what start?"

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I remember one time I told my doctor 

I had a ringing in my ears. 

His advice: "Don't answer it."

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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. 

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." 

The doctor gave him some pills and said, 

"Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring."

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Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. 

The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, 

He told me to stop going to those places.

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You know, doctors can be so frustrating. 

You wait a month and a half for an appointment, 

then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

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