Sunday, 15 May 2016

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Brilliant Puns

Brilliant Puns: 

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. 

3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred; 
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted. 

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood! 

7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called "Sochalayas".. 

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