[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Wonderful Definitions...

Wonderful Definitions!       School A place where Parents pay and children play 👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍🏼👌🏼👍 Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her masters..!   👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼 Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by  feminine waterpower.( tears! )   😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer  to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" !   🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present !. Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Father A banker provided by nature ! 👍👍👍👍👍 Criminal A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught ! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👎🏼👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early ! Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after !.  👍👍👍👍👍👍🏼 DOCTOR A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills !.   👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight !. Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life !. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth !. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do ! Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together !   😃😃😃😃😃🏗😃😁😁😁😁😁 Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions ! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 #Laughter makes lifeEasy...!

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