15 Reasons One didn’t go the Gym after that First Day
Most of us hate working out, who wants to wake up early in the morning sacrifice your blessed morning hours to sweat and pant, the hours which can be well spent snoring on your beloved cradle of a bed. Considering the fact that most of us are fairly unhappy with how our bodies appear in the mirror and an ever-lingering desire to feel socially accepted, we decide to join a gym and even manage to drag ourselves out of the bed and into the gym shoes on the first day and that is where the story ends but the excuses and reasons go on forever and forever. Some of them being. .
1. You woke up with an inexplicable pain that covered every inch of your body.
2. You thought it was a Sunday but the fact is everyone remembers a weekday, Sundays are always a pleasant surprise.
3. The bed-sheet over you was too heavy to lift.
4. You broke your alarm clock after you hit the snooze button repeatedly and ended up smashing it on the floor.
5. You thought Baba Ramdev’s Yoga is worth a try.
6. Or Green, Yellow and all other colorful variants of tea.
7. You blamed your mother for letting you sleep for so long.
8. You thought you’d go tomorrow, which apparently never came.
9. You spent way too much time dozing dreamily on your porcelain seat.
10. A piece from your gym gear went missing and that was the excuse you were looking for.
11. You felt sick, but gobbled down a whole cup of ice-cream sundae in the lunch.
12. You felt intimidated by your fellow gym-mates and felt like a total burk.
13. You realized that spending that much on a gym membership was not a smart idea.
14. Absence of hot females, which would have acted as a source of uninterrupted inspiration.
15. Next Monday se Pakka!
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