Latest Update On Tarzan
I was at the pub yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan.
I asked him how it was going, and if he was making any more movies.
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He told me,
"me no longer make movies, me have severe arthritis,
both shoulders bad and not swing from vine to tree no more".
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I asked about Boy, and he told me?"Boy, gone big city,
get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
and only time hear from him, when in trouble or need something".
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I asked how Jane was doing? He told me,
"Jane in bad shape, in nursing home,
has bad Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone". How sad!
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I asked about Cheeta: he beamed and said,
"Cheeta do good. She marry lawyer, had plastic surgery,
now live in White House!!!
I know, something bad
is going to happen to me for sending
this to you, but I couldn't resist !!!
Well, thank God I'm in India,
a country of the best political Baboonjis,
who cares for nothing else in life.
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