Rusi and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day, to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels, and discuss world problems. One day, Rusi didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it, and figured, may be, he had a cold, or something.But after Rusi hadn't shown up, for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time that they ever got together, was at the park, Sam didn't know, where Rusi lived; so Sam was unable to find out, as to what had happened to Rusi.
A month had passed, and Sam figured, that he had seen the last of Rusi. But one day, Sam approached the park, and lo and behold! There sat Rusi!? Sam was very excited and happy, to see Rusi, and told him so.
Then Sam said, 'Rusi, what in the world had happened to you?'Rusi replied, 'I have been in jail.''Jail?!' cried Sam. 'What in the world for!?''Well', Rusi said, 'you know Cindy? That cute little blonde waitress, at the coffee shop, where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I do remember her. What about her?'Rusi continued, 'Well, one day she filed rape charges, against me. And at 89 years old, I felt so proud, that when I got into court, I pleaded, 'Guilty'. And the judge sentenced me to jail for 30 days, for perjury'?!
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