***keep_mailing*** Fwd: Chess

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn't end here).

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

The joke doesn't end here either

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end.

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga

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