A Few Jokes to Lighten Your Day
A little girl comes back home from school and tells her mom: "Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn't do!" "What do you mean?" Her mother says, angry, "I'm going to call your teacher right now! What is it you didn't do?" "My homework."  Mark spent a year in an asylum, thinking he was a mouse. After intensive therapy, he was released. 10 minutes later he appears back inside as if all hell broke loose. "What happened to you??" Asked his surprised doctor. "There's a cat outside!" screams Mark. "But Mark, I thought you got better! You know you're not a mouse!" Cried the doctor. "I do!" Exclaims Mark, "but he doesn't know that!" Teacher: "Daniel, if you had a dollar in your hand and you asked your dad for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in your hand?" Daniel: "A dollar." Teacher: "Daniel, apparently you don't know math..." Daniel: "Apparently you don't know my dad." |
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