Saturday, 3 December 2016

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Funny Questions & Answers

SHORT FUNNY QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

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