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From: "Jaffer Kassam Jafferkassam@gmail.com [desi_pardesi]"
<desi_pardesi@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2016 12:01:10 +0100
Subject: {Desi_Pardesi} HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND
To: desi_pardesi@yahoogroups.com

HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND :

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance.
This is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0!

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another
valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do?
Rgds
Xxxx

Reply :
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system.

Please enter command-
ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 , then
only it will automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 ,
Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0
Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically
be downloaded into your system.
So please be careful!

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

We recommend: Cooking 3.0

Good Luck Madam !
HAVE A NICE DAY
Rgds
Xxxx

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