Many people say that men and women are opposites. Others hold the notion that they compliment each other, while others believe them to be both. Despite it all, we cannot help but be a little comical about the differences between the two sexes, so if you agree with us on this, the following short jokes will surely have you bursting into laughter! - Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in...
While those inside are desperate to come out.
- Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Husband: "My boss said go to hell!"
- Doctor: "How's your headache?"
Patient: "She's out of town."
- Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
- It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
But when a man does that - the slide show begins....
- Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
They can change anything into an argument.
- There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...
...the rest get married and wonder what happened!
- Q- Why can't women drive well?
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them.
- Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no shopping centers.
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