Things Some NRI Friends Do When They Return To......In......... a person who has returned from US, UK, Canada or from any other country for White People – is quite a topic of discussion. Where most of the time they act funny – not purposefully – folks back at home prefer to think that the person is rather showing off. Here are some weird/crazy habits which makes them look like a mere clown:
1. They try to use credit card at every possible nukkarwala shop and then react like…
2. Carry mineral water and speak bullshit about being health conscious for no good reason.
3. Try to be extra polite which makes them look extra GAY.
4. Sneezes and says Excuse Me.
5. Look for percentage of fat in every dairy product and say…
6. The idea of having a balanced diet: drink Diet Coke instead of Coke. Then eat Pizza with extra cheese. 7. They just don’t stop complaining about air pollution and Indian driving habits. 8. Easy target to rip off when buying something.
9. How they react when they find no tissues in the house.
10. When everything’s so cheap for them. “Did he say 1200 Rupees? That’s like 20 dollars, that’s very cheap, eh? I’m buyin’ two of ‘em!”
11. Try to break the silence with “when I was in UK…” or “In UK we used to…”
12. How they react when they don’t understand something.
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