Sunday, 15 June 2014

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Fw: Just in Jest: Security Clearance- The Israeli Way

 


 
Warm Regards
Mohan Lal Kashyap

 

 
 

When I was growing up, my uncle would tell us stories and such.  One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, 
"Whoever came up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded."  

Many tried but their solutions did not work until this Old Man said he had the solution.  He asked to tear down all the jails and prisons.  Then he had one jail for one person built.  Right away they had someone who committed a crime.  The Old Man said:  "Put him in jail."  Very soon another committed a crime and the officers came to ask the Old Man what to 
 ​ ​
do with him to which the Old Man answered:  "Kill the first one and put this one in jail!"  That ended the crime in the Kingdom.  

This email reminded me of that story.  Maybe this would be the answer to terrorism in the skies
 ​..!!​
!
 
 
It's hard to beat Israeli 
​T​
echnology!
  

TEL  AVIV, 
Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device 
 
that eliminates the privacy concerns 
that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into 
that will not  X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you 
may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation 

for everyone, with none of this
crap about racial profiling. It will 
also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.  


You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled 
explosion.  Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby 
passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
a seat available on flight 670 to 
London.  
Shalom!"

BRILLIANT



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