Re: ***keep_mailing*** Women - A Chemical Analysis

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On Fri, Feb 22, 2013 at 3:48 AM, jitendra dhumal <jitendrad.2017@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Feb 22, 2013 4:51 PM, "Pallavi Kate" <pallavikate86@gmail.com> wrote:

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

• ELEMENT: Woman



• SYMBOL: ♀



• DISCOVERER: Adam



• ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg-225kg



• OCCURRENCES:Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.



2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.



3. Melts if given special treatment.



4. Bitter if incorrectly used.



5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.



6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious
   
   stones.



2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.



3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
   
   reason.



4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by
   
   saturation in alcohol.



5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.



2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.



3. Can be an effective cleaning agent.

Tests

1. Pure specimen turns rosy when discovered in the natural state.



2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.



2. Illegal
   
   to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at
   
   different locations as long as specimen don't come into direct contact
   
   with each other.

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Best Regards,
Pallavi Kate

      

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