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Wonderfully described definitions......... 
  

CIGARETTE:   
A pinch of tobacco  
rolled in paper  
with fire at one end  
and a fool at the other!  

MARRIAGE:   
It's an agreement  
wherein  
a man loses his bachelor degree  
and a woman gains her master  


LECTURE:   
An art of transmitting Information  
from the notes of the lecturer  
to the notes of students  
without passing through the minds  
of either  


CONFERENCE:   
The confusion of one man  
multiplied by the  
number present  


COMPROMISE:   
The art of dividing  
a cake in such a way that  
everybody believes  
he got the biggest piece  


TEARS:   
The hydraulic force by which  
masculine will power is  
defeated by feminine water-power!  


CONFERENCE ROOM:   
A place where everybody talks,  
nobody listens  
and everybody disagrees later on  


ECSTASY:   
A feeling when you feel  
you are going to feel  
a feeling  
you have never felt before  



CLASSIC:   
A book  
which people praise,  
but never read  



SMILE:   
A curve  
that can set  
a lot of things straight!  


OFFICE:   
A place  
where you can relax  
after your strenuous  
home life  



YAWN:   
The only time  
when some married men  
ever get to open  
their mouth