1. (This is not a dog politely riding the train to work.)
2. (This is not a tiny man riding on a woman's back.)
3. (This is not a woman grabbing at her own crotch.)
4. (This is not a woman with a foot for a hand.)
6. (This girl doesn't have insanely hairy arms.)
7. (The bridesmaids are not all little people.)
8. (This boy's left hand is not actually massive.)
9. (This is not a young woman carrying a young man.)
10. (This is not a tiny baby with fully grown legs.)
11. (The hockey player in blue did not punch the head off the hockey player in red.)
12. (The woman in lace actually has a head.)
13. (This is not a boy with the face of a man.)
15. (This is not a man with a really tiny head.)
16. (This woman actually does have a neck.)
17. (This is not a giant boy being kissed on the cheek.)
18. (This news anchor is not threatening his guest with an AK-47.)
19. (She doesn't actually speed up when you look away from her, or slow down when you look at her.)
20. (This woman is not levitating on a floating platform.)
21. (This man doesn't actually have smooth, girlish legs.)
22. (This isn't a giant drop-kicking a normal sized man.)
23. (Despite what Facebook thinks, those are not the woman's breasts.)
24. (This is not a pair of well-dressed conjoined twins.)
25. (This woman is not snorting her friend's hair.)
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people . If I'm not there, I go to work.
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
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