Trouble in a marriage often starts when a man is so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar !
The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the lawyer loses your suit he still takes you to the cleaners !.
I'm reading a book about the recession. It starts with Chapter 11.
Two buddies were golfing. On the ninth tee, there was a bench overlooking a lake. One golfer said to the other, "Look at those two idiots out there, fishing in the rain !"
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